IRONIC SONGS TITLES THAT REMIND US THAT WE’RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A GLOBAL PANDEMIC!
March 18, 2020 - As we are all in the middle of a global panic of uncertainty of our health our wealth and our sanity, we’ve compiled a list of songs that weren’t meant to remind us of that fact, but ironically they do!
We all know, The Police’s “Don’t Stand So Close To Me” couldn’t have been a better title for this time in our history.
But here are more songs that were written at another time, yet seem so à propos for today.
Something to ease our minds while we shelter-in-place until we figure out how the fuck to deal with this shit.
Enjoy!
Elvis Presley’s “I Think I Have COVID-19”
The Doors, “They’ve Run Out of My Favorite Frozen Potstickers at Trader Joe’s!”
Duran Duran, “My 401(k) Is All Gone”
Taylor Swift, “Fuck This Shit!’
Beethoven’s “Piano Concerto no. 34 also known as “I Knew I Shouldn’t Have Taken That Cruise To The Bahamas”
The Grateful Dead, “I Take No Responsibility At All”
Frank Sinatra, “The Way You Look Tonight Looks Like You Have COVID-19”
Destiny’s Child “Dontcha Got No TP??”
Eminem, “You Can Tell Dr. Fauci Thinks Trump Is A Douche Nozzle.”
Billie Holiday, “I Stopped Washing My Hands When I Realized I Had No Skin Left On Them”
NOTE: GTT has been a work from home agency since 2015. We hope you and those you care for are ALL well and safe wherever you are! Oh, and the above list not available on Spotify. Yet.